Person: so do you have a girlfriend?
GarbageHead: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN'T have a girlfriend? I'm insulted.
Person: is she pretty? Can we share her?
GarbageHead: That's what I've been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn't want us to!
Person: sure I do.
GarbageHead: You're the second person I've met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything...
Person: mmm sounds like fun...
GarbageHead: Wait, now you're really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
Person: yes I did. let's get fuzzy....
GarbageHead: Yay! I've finally found someone who want's to do that with me.
Person: so when and where sweetie?
GarbageHead: soon, i think