Desti: Have you read any good books lately?
Person: Yeah, I just read "He is There and He Is Not Silent" by Francis Schaeffer.
Desti: Why do you think that is?
Person: Because it was required for my theology class.
Desti: Congratulations on at least having theology class!
Desti: I reject you, miscreant Person.
Person: My, we are rather cruel today, aren't we?