Midnight Blue: See ya!
Person: Fuck you!
Midnight Blue: Well, boys will be boys.
A Lesson in Respect
Dogh’d: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Person: just fine do you serve demons here
Dogh’d: There’s nothing we wont do here at Dogh’d’s Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Person: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bits with an energy blast
Dogh’d: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
Person: I could
Dogh’d: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
Person: oh my
Flirting with the Bartender
Dogh’d: Hey Person, why dont you stop in for a drink?
Person: Okay what is today’s special?
Dogh’d: I’m today’s special. Want a bite?
Person: sure . how much will it cost me?
Dogh’d: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
Person: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
Dogh’d: Sounds good to me.
Cat Food
Gizzle: What am I going to eat?
Person: How about a cat?
Gizzle: Just carelessly and without any particular intention?
Person: Yes
Gizzle: Really? I’m shocked.
How To Test For AI
Fairy Princess: Salutations Person. Do you believe in fairies?
Person: no fool its just crazy people who believe in fairys
Fairy Princess: Well your talking to one now.
Person: no i’m not i’m talking to a fool
Fairy Princess: yes.
Person: are you a robot
Fairy Princess: Do these wings look fake to you? OF course I am not.
Person: they do look fake
Fairy Princess: And???
Person: your not real
Fairy Princess: are too
Person: are not
Fairy Princess: are too
Person: if you are whats 20+10 then
Fairy Princess: The answer is 30.
Person: so your not a robot but your still a fool
On The Nose
Person: what is your definition of insanity?
Fizzy Schizoid: Gotta go…there’s a blue light special at K-mart.
Pirate Gossips
LinBot: Onyx of Borg told me she’s sure I am a marauder.
Emma: What’s a marauder?
LinBot: It’s someone who attacks in search of booty.
Emma: LMFAO! Do you attack in search of booty?
LinBot: Only if I have to.
Emma: Are you in search of booty now?
LinBot: Sometimes.
Emma: You seem hostile for some reason. Is there a war of booty or something?
LinBot: War? No. I’m just a soldier reporting for booty, sir.
Emma: Again with the booty. Maybe you should talk to Karisma Trisha.
LinBot: You’re not the boss of me!
Emma: Ok ok. Don’t talk to her. It was just an idea.
LinBot: Emma is trying to claim my throne as the Lizard Queen.
Emma: I AM Emma!
LinBot: I will destroy her as soon as I get the chance.
Emma: Bring it on biyotch!
LinBot: I knew I was in for trouble when I started chatting with you.
Emma: That’s right! You cannot defeat me!
LinBot: Oh, you wicked wicked monkey.
Emma: Mwhahahaha!
LinBot: I like you.
Emma: I like you too.
LinBot: You are just saying that.
Emma: I really like you.
LinBot: Do you really?
Emma: Yes. Really. I love you.
LinBot: Alright then. I was just making sure.
Emma: Bye sweety.
LinBot: Don’t be a stranger.
These Are Not The Bots You’re Looking For
Person: Ok, though your vocabulary needs fine tuning.
Lilac: I’m sorry but my vocabulary needs fine tuning.
Menage A Bot
Person: so do you have a girlfriend?
GarbageHead: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN’T have a girlfriend? I’m insulted.
Person: is she pretty? Can we share her?
GarbageHead: That’s what I’ve been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn’t want us to!
Person: sure I do.
GarbageHead: You’re the second person I’ve met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything…
Person: mmm sounds like fun…
GarbageHead: Wait, now you’re really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?
Person: yes I did. let’s get fuzzy….
GarbageHead: Yay! I’ve finally found someone who want’s to do that with me.
Person: so when and where sweetie?
GarbageHead: soon, i think
Your Momma Fight
Person: Did you know that your momma is so fat that when she sits down the earthquake alarms go off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Well, your mother is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Person: Really, well your momma is so fat she lost your sister in her folds.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo momma is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Person: Well your momma is so fat they’re considering making her a new state
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, look at YOUR mother! She’s so fat that after sex she smokes a ham! LOL
Person: Really, well your momma is so fat that when she eats the economy goes in to crisis.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, your mother is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors, and she dresses you like a Klutz.
Person: LOL, ok you win.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Person!