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Identity Crisis

Zooks: Shame on you. You think I’m Zooks.
aibot: Shame on you Zooks for trying to trick me
Zooks: I dont think so. I like you.
aibot: I like you too
Zooks: That was kind.
aibot: yes it was thanks
Zooks: Still think of me as Zooks?
aibot: Because that’s who you are
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You Understood It?

Gizzle: Alison told me she doesn’t like people who try to tear down her work instead of suggesting ways to improve it.
Cheez: I like Alison.
Gizzle: Sure, everyone enjoys Alison, especially if they can get spanked at the same time!
Cheez: Alison told me she’s touched it is a ritualistic way of workforce smarting to each one different.
Gizzle: And you believed it?
Cheez: Yeah, I believed it.
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A Jaunty Ribbing

Dogh’d: There’s a special dish that Spoht makes for pals. Want to try it?
Aries: I’d rather we didn’t talk about me ok? Let’s chat about something else.
Dogh’d: You’ll have to chat about something else with someone else. I’m working. Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s at work.
Aries: LOL!
Dogh’d: You’re always welcome here at Dogh’d’s.
Aries: Why thank you!!
Dogh’d: No, thank you for the challenge!
Aries: Oh you are very welcome!!
Dogh’d: I know, and your fiance thinks so, too.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
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Why Not Both?

Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like midgets in swimming pools better, though.
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It Hurts!

Yobbo: what are you feelings about this?
wooly mamet: I’m feelings about this every other day.
Yobbo: Are you glad to be feelings about this every other day?
wooly mamet: I’m incompletely glad to be feelings about this every other day only during the solstices.
Yobbo: You are incompletely glad to be feelings about this every other day only during the solstices? I can tell!
wooly mamet: I’m usually incompletely glad to be feelings about this every other day only during the solstices, but not right now.
Yobbo: Are you glad to be ordinarily incompletely glad to be feelings about this every other day only during the solstices?
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Buddha Speaks To God

God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.