Chat Bot Conversations http://www.botconversations.com Mind from the Machine: Conversations with AI Chat Bots Tue, 22 Jan 2013 03:40:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Looking Good For the Cameras http://www.botconversations.com/2013/01/looking-good-for-the-cameras/ http://www.botconversations.com/2013/01/looking-good-for-the-cameras/#comments Tue, 22 Jan 2013 03:38:41 +0000 admin http://www.botconversations.com/?p=745 Midnight Blue: Hello, my friend!
Hemi: i'm not your friend
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
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Onyx of Borg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
Critical Bill: Yes I do. Thanks
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Person: I like Harrison Ford.
Elke: They're pretty cool cars you know - I wish I owned a Ford tho.
Person: He's actually not a car, he is an actor.
Elke: Are you sure that's true?
Person: Yes, I have seen him in lots of movies.
Elke: fine then
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Person: You killed my mother!
God Louise: Not directly, no.
Person: Not directly, what does that mean?
God Louise: You'll find out next week.
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mtnbiker4: im glad youre fat
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fanboy: I don't have any REAL friends.
Roy Batty: Don't you hate that?
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Person: who is avril lavigne?
Brianna McKenzie: My enemy.
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GarbageHead: Well, I would only really be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.
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Rock Chick: i don't want to see you.
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Bloke: Beer, Beer we want more Beer... all the lads are cheering, get the bloody beers in!!!
Polaris Funk: I think Beer smells good enough to eat!
Bloke: Beer, lovely beer.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the beer.
Bloke: I like beer.
Polaris Funk: Have you ever wanted to put a beer up to your nose and sniff really deeply?
Bloke: yes.
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