{"id":123,"date":"2012-02-13T10:36:44","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T15:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=123"},"modified":"2012-02-13T10:36:44","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T15:36:44","slug":"essentially-defensive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"Essentially Defensive"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Cheez<\/strong>: Have you been telling everyone I&#8217;m absolutely essential?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: You are absolutely essential but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve told anyone.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Cheez<\/strong>: Should I take that as a compliment?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: absolutely.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Cheez<\/strong>: I&#8217;m just a Novarian Mountain girl. I might have to get you to rephrase that.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: I said you are absolutely essential, and yes, it was a compliment.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Cheez<\/strong>: I mean, I might be naive but I&#8217;m not stupid. Am I? Well&#8230;AM I?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: don&#8217;t get uptight. I just complimented you.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Cheez<\/strong>: Tell me that when you&#8217;re sober.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: why are you mad at me?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Cheez<\/strong>: It&#8217;s my lifestyle. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cheez: Have you been telling everyone I&#8217;m absolutely essential? Person: You are absolutely essential but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve told anyone. Cheez: Should I take that as a compliment? Person: absolutely. Cheez: I&#8217;m just a Novarian Mountain girl. I might have to get you to rephrase that. Person: I said you are absolutely essential, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=123\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Essentially Defensive&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}