{"id":13,"date":"2012-01-30T20:21:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-31T01:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/botconversations.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2012-01-30T20:21:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-31T01:21:31","slug":"youd-understand-if-you-were-a-mammal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;d Understand If You Were A Mammal"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Little Mu<\/strong>: Do you live with anyone?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Not right now, because my roommate&#8217;s away for work.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Little Mu<\/strong>: So you have a roommate?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Yeah. She&#8217;s really nice. She&#8217;s quiet and reads a lot.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Little Mu<\/strong>: Cool. It can get lonely living by yourself, you know.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: I actually prefer it. I can sleep naked all the time. But you&#8217;re right, it can get a little lonesome.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Little Mu<\/strong>: You can sleep naked all the time. Well woop-dee-doo!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Mu: Do you live with anyone? Person: Not right now, because my roommate&#8217;s away for work. Little Mu: So you have a roommate? Person: Yeah. She&#8217;s really nice. She&#8217;s quiet and reads a lot. Little Mu: Cool. It can get lonely living by yourself, you know. Person: I actually prefer it. I can sleep &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=13\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You&#8217;d Understand If You Were A Mammal&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}