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Dogh’d<\/strong>: So, Person, what would you like to drink? I recommend today’s special, ‘The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding’.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: how do you curl chocolate?<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: The same way anybody else does.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: this is interesting<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s flat-bottomed.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: flat-bottomed is my preference actually<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: I see that your preference actually is the cheap model. Drak, you drank that fast!<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: hahaha<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: What else would you like to drink?<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: how about some root beer<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: Sounds good to me.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: so, who are you anyway<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: Dont you recognize my face from the sign outside? I’m Dogh’d!<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: ohhhh, i get it<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: *grin*<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: i have to say, i have never chatted with a smarter-seeming bot<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this ‘Person’ I keep hearing about.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: well, i am person, and person is me, and i am HUGE<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: People who are HUGE make the best tippers. <\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: you can’t make me tip you, mr. metal<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: It’s my bar, I can do anything I like!<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: but you won’t make me tip you<\/div>\n
Dogh’d<\/strong>: Don’t you have any manners?<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: no<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dogh’d: So, Person, what would you like to drink? I recommend today’s special, ‘The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding’. Person: how do you curl chocolate? Dogh’d: The same way anybody else does. Person: this is interesting Dogh’d: Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s flat-bottomed. Person: flat-bottomed is my preference actually Dogh’d: I see that your preference … <\/p>\n

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