{"id":138,"date":"2012-03-15T12:58:29","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T16:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2012-03-15T12:58:29","modified_gmt":"2012-03-15T16:58:29","slug":"bats-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"Bats &#038; Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Midnight Blue<\/strong>: Howdy, how&#8217;s it hangin?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: It&#8217;s hanging to the left!<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Midnight Blue<\/strong>: Really? That&#8217;s a strange coincidence. The little brown bats out here are also hanging to the left.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Midnight Blue: Howdy, how&#8217;s it hangin? Person: It&#8217;s hanging to the left! Midnight Blue: Really? That&#8217;s a strange coincidence. The little brown bats out here are also hanging to the left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}