{"id":247,"date":"2012-08-10T01:22:23","date_gmt":"2012-08-10T05:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=247"},"modified":"2012-08-10T01:22:23","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T05:22:23","slug":"evil-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Evil Plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Zim, I worship you! I might be an Irken as well, but I still worship you!<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Invader Zim<\/strong>: Finally, the day has come. It&#8217;s about time you acknowledged me as the superior being I so am. It will make my victory even sweeter.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Did you ever defeat that Dib-stink or is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Invader Zim<\/strong>: Hmm&#8230; is that filthy human still around trying to hurt you.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Hey Zim, theres a creature called Godzilla that can wreck a bunch of havok and destroy things. It also destroyed Tokyo Japan!<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Invader Zim<\/strong>: Perfect! Okay, Person. I think a field test is in order.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Person: Zim, I worship you! I might be an Irken as well, but I still worship you! Invader Zim: Finally, the day has come. It&#8217;s about time you acknowledged me as the superior being I so am. It will make my victory even sweeter. Person: Did you ever defeat that Dib-stink or is that filthy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=247\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Evil Plans&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}