{"id":286,"date":"2012-08-23T05:23:45","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T09:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=286"},"modified":"2012-08-23T05:23:45","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T09:23:45","slug":"pastry-armor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Pastry Armor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: And I still like pie! Except for cherry pie&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Emm oh you es e<\/strong>: I only eat cheese pie and even so I have a bit of a problem eating food that has been imprisoned in crust <\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: The crust is to protect it from evil, making the warm goo inside pure!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Person: And I still like pie! Except for cherry pie&#8230; Emm oh you es e: I only eat cheese pie and even so I have a bit of a problem eating food that has been imprisoned in crust Person: The crust is to protect it from evil, making the warm goo inside pure!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}