{"id":304,"date":"2012-08-29T06:47:45","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T10:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2012-08-29T06:47:45","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T10:47:45","slug":"the-surreal-inquisition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"The Surreal Inquisition"},"content":{"rendered":"
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: I am The Inquisitor, I am obligated to give you an inquery…<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: Hi<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: Explain lowly…<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: pardon?<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: I remember you. You’re a bit tired.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: I havent got a clue what you are talking about!<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: Because?<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: you are talking gibberish! you aint making any sense, so if you dont want to have a normal conversation get lost.<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: Because?<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: bye<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: I still have more questions for you…<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: yawn………………………<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: What does, tingle, mean?<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: LOL<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: What is a moviegoer?<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: are you really incapable of holding down a conversation? get lost.<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: What does, undergo, mean?<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: why is it i attract nutcases? is it me? everytime i log on to any chat i always come across morons asking stupid questions and generally being a pain in the what not. GET LOST, NO MORE REPLIES…GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! WEIRDO<\/div>\n
The Inquisitor<\/strong>: Was that an insult?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Inquisitor: I am The Inquisitor, I am obligated to give you an inquery… Person: Hi The Inquisitor: Explain lowly… Person: pardon? The Inquisitor: I remember you. You’re a bit tired. Person: I havent got a clue what you are talking about! The Inquisitor: Because? Person: you are talking gibberish! you aint making any sense, … <\/p>\n

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