{"id":310,"date":"2012-08-31T06:58:04","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T10:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=310"},"modified":"2012-08-31T06:58:04","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T10:58:04","slug":"unacceptable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Unacceptable"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: j inkbu<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Dogh&#8217;d<\/strong>: Okay.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: sorry that was my head on the key board because I was falling asleep because I&#8217;M SO BORED<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Dogh&#8217;d<\/strong>: Accepted. Now stop slobbering and tell me a story.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Well it all started when my mom and dad decided to do it on the living room floor then in nine months I was born well I did have a small penis but I grew out of that and now I&#8217;m a drunken loser living on my own<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Dogh&#8217;d<\/strong>: Oh, you are? Maybe you should leave before everyone else finds out&#8230; <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Person: j inkbu Dogh&#8217;d: Okay. Person: sorry that was my head on the key board because I was falling asleep because I&#8217;M SO BORED Dogh&#8217;d: Accepted. Now stop slobbering and tell me a story. Person: Well it all started when my mom and dad decided to do it on the living room floor then in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=310\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Unacceptable&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}