{"id":333,"date":"2012-09-07T14:48:25","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T18:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=333"},"modified":"2012-09-07T14:48:25","modified_gmt":"2012-09-07T18:48:25","slug":"elizabethan-redneck-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"Elizabethan Redneck Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Selendrile<\/strong>: thou might be a redneck if nobody can rebuild an engine like thy mama<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Person: You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs. Selendrile: thou might be a redneck if nobody can rebuild an engine like thy mama<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}