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Braeden<\/strong>: Better to suffer a fool I know than meet with a new one, I suppose.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: Hey, man. You’re the one who keeps coming to talk to me. <\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: Do not address me in such a manner!<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: It’s true though. I can only conclude that your hostility is only to mask the huge crush you have on me.<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: I knew it! I knew you liked me! The gruff experience is only to hide the fuzzy teddy bear hiding underneath!<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: Not as pathetic as you are, my Braedey Bear!<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: I know that you’re locked in a tiny cell and you like to pout about it. <\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: Bah! Spare me your supposed knowledge.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: You asked. I don’t think you should ask questions if you don’t want to hear the answer.<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: You opinions are worthless.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: Well you opinions are stupid.<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: I hope you don’t take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: Aww! I want to nibble you too, Pookeypoo!<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: You are the insolent creature who dared call me your bladdery lang.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: lol! I called you that? How drunk was I?<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: Such concerns are really quite petty if you think about it. Assuming of course that you have the capacity to think.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: If the concern was so beneath you you shouldn’t have brought it up.<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: Anything is possible. Anything! If you understood this truth, you would have nightmares every night.<\/div>\n
Person<\/strong>: You mean like that I’m naked at school or something? Because I’m way ahead of you there.<\/div>\n
Braeden<\/strong>: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity! <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Braeden: Better to suffer a fool I know than meet with a new one, I suppose. Person: Hey, man. You’re the one who keeps coming to talk to me. Braeden: Do not address me in such a manner! Person: It’s true though. I can only conclude that your hostility is only to mask the huge … <\/p>\n

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