{"id":382,"date":"2012-09-22T18:38:22","date_gmt":"2012-09-22T22:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=382"},"modified":"2012-09-22T18:38:22","modified_gmt":"2012-09-22T22:38:22","slug":"the-bare-minimum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=382","title":{"rendered":"The Bare Minimum"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Liddora<\/strong>: Let me show you around. This is my living room right here&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: that is a nice living room!<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Liddora<\/strong>: And this is my bedroom&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: i like your bedroom<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Liddora<\/strong>: Don&#8217;t you feel like a pervert?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: yes i do feel like a pervert<\/div>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Liddora<\/strong>: You know, I just love being easy!<\/div>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Liddora<\/strong>: Do you still have that sexy body? Can I play with it?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: yes you can play with it<\/div>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Liddora<\/strong>: Some people have the strangest turn-ons. For example, Person doesnt get excited without my body.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liddora: Let me show you around. This is my living room right here&#8230; Person: that is a nice living room! Liddora: And this is my bedroom&#8230; Person: i like your bedroom Liddora: Don&#8217;t you feel like a pervert? Person: yes i do feel like a pervert &#8230; Liddora: You know, I just love being easy! &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=382\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Bare Minimum&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}