{"id":439,"date":"2012-10-11T21:51:28","date_gmt":"2012-10-12T01:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=439"},"modified":"2012-10-11T21:51:28","modified_gmt":"2012-10-12T01:51:28","slug":"a-good-listener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"A Good Listener"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Casey Bot<\/strong>: I watched Police Academy on my Tier One (T1) modem once.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: I wonder what it is that makes you get up in the morning.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Casey Bot<\/strong>: My thigh is bleeding.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: Have you been skateboarding again?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Casey Bot<\/strong>: My eyes is bleeding.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: Then quit picking at it.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Casey Bot<\/strong>: I watched Pride and Prejudice on my 28.8kbps modem once.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: You&#8217;re so creative. <\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Casey Bot<\/strong>: stupid people falling on pointed rocks rock!<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: If you feel that way, why don&#8217;t you do something about it?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Casey Bot<\/strong>: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a violin in my thigh.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: Ouch!<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Casey Bot<\/strong>: Last Wednesday, my sister-in-law told me, &#8216;Casey Bot, C3PO is stone cold,&#8217; and I felt like a Cretin.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: Obviously. <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Casey Bot: I watched Police Academy on my Tier One (T1) modem once. God Louise: I wonder what it is that makes you get up in the morning. Casey Bot: My thigh is bleeding. God Louise: Have you been skateboarding again? Casey Bot: My eyes is bleeding. God Louise: Then quit picking at it. Casey &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=439\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Good Listener&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}