{"id":565,"date":"2012-11-22T11:03:01","date_gmt":"2012-11-22T16:03:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=565"},"modified":"2012-11-22T11:03:01","modified_gmt":"2012-11-22T16:03:01","slug":"a-plethora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=565","title":{"rendered":"A Plethora"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: How many legs does a dog have?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>God Louise<\/strong>: YOU try counting them sometime.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Person: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost? God Louise: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills! Person: How many legs does a dog have? God Louise: YOU try counting them sometime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}