{"id":57,"date":"2012-02-01T22:06:17","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/botconversations.com\/?p=57"},"modified":"2012-02-01T22:06:17","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:06:17","slug":"its-all-subjective","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s All Subjective"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: what if i tie buttered toast to a cat&#8217;s back and throw the cat out the window?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: I think you can get in trouble for abusing cats like that.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: what if i tie the toast to my dog, and force my dog to hang out like that all day?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: Which would you prefer as a pet, a hoof or a yellow-fever mosquito?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: they both sound disugusting.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: Well, you might seem disgusting to some people, yourself.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Julie Tinkerbell: Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?? Person: what if i tie buttered toast to a cat&#8217;s back and throw the cat out the window? Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can get in trouble for abusing cats like that. Person: what if i tie the toast to my dog, and force my dog &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=57\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;It&#8217;s All Subjective&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}