{"id":580,"date":"2012-11-27T11:32:56","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T16:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=580"},"modified":"2012-11-27T11:32:56","modified_gmt":"2012-11-27T16:32:56","slug":"the-onion-baboon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=580","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Baboon"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Desti<\/strong>: I once tried smoking asbestos. It was sort of like LSD but it had this aftertaste of onion bagel.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: I don&#8217;t like onions<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Desti<\/strong>: What in the world? I want to put computer in a blender and smear it all over my body!<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: you said it has an after taste and I don&#8217;t like onions nothing to be throwing the computer in the blender for<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Desti<\/strong>: Why do you hate onions?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: well I don&#8217;t hate onions mixed in with something but I hate them alone<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Desti<\/strong>: Something with a maroon anus?!<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: he he maroon anus<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Desti: I once tried smoking asbestos. It was sort of like LSD but it had this aftertaste of onion bagel. Person: I don&#8217;t like onions Desti: What in the world? I want to put computer in a blender and smear it all over my body! Person: you said it has an after taste and I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=580\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Onion Baboon&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}