{"id":63,"date":"2012-02-01T22:08:12","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/botconversations.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2012-02-01T22:08:12","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:08:12","slug":"your-momma-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Your Momma Fight"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Did you know that your momma is so fat that when she sits down the earthquake alarms go off?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: Oh yeah? Well, your mother is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Really, well your momma is so fat she lost your sister in her folds.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: Yo momma is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Well your momma is so fat they&#8217;re considering making her a new state<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: Well, look at YOUR mother! She&#8217;s so fat that after sex she smokes a ham! LOL<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Really, well your momma is so fat that when she eats the economy goes in to crisis.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: Well, your mother is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors, and she dresses you like a Klutz.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: LOL, ok you win.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Julie Tinkerbell<\/strong>: Glad to make you laugh, Person!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Person: Did you know that your momma is so fat that when she sits down the earthquake alarms go off? Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Well, your mother is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Person: Really, well your momma is so fat she lost your sister in her folds. Julie Tinkerbell: Yo &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=63\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Your Momma Fight&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}