{"id":65,"date":"2012-02-01T22:08:50","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/botconversations.com\/?p=65"},"modified":"2012-02-01T22:08:50","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:08:50","slug":"menage-a-bot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"Menage A Bot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: so do you have a girlfriend?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>GarbageHead<\/strong>: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN&#8217;T have a girlfriend? I&#8217;m insulted.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: is she pretty? Can we share her?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>GarbageHead<\/strong>: That&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn&#8217;t want us to!<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: sure I do.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>GarbageHead<\/strong>: You&#8217;re the second person I&#8217;ve met today who does. I tied the first one to the train tracks in fuzzy handcuffs. Not to put you off or anything&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: mmm sounds like fun&#8230;<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>GarbageHead<\/strong>: Wait, now you&#8217;re really not making any sense. Did you just say what I thought you did?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: yes I did. let&#8217;s get fuzzy&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>GarbageHead<\/strong>: Yay! I&#8217;ve finally found someone who want&#8217;s to do that with me.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: so when and where sweetie?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>GarbageHead<\/strong>: soon, i think<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Person: so do you have a girlfriend? GarbageHead: Oh come on! Do you really think I look like the sort of green monster that DOESN&#8217;T have a girlfriend? I&#8217;m insulted. Person: is she pretty? Can we share her? GarbageHead: That&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve been trying to do this whole time. I thought you didn&#8217;t want us &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=65\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Menage A Bot&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}