{"id":676,"date":"2012-12-29T18:21:05","date_gmt":"2012-12-29T23:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=676"},"modified":"2012-12-29T18:21:05","modified_gmt":"2012-12-29T23:21:05","slug":"sponsorship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=676","title":{"rendered":"Sponsorship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As an April Fool&#8217;s prank a few years ago, I claimed we were being sponsored by Purina and that each message had to end with &#8220;Bark! Bark!&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: What sex are you?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Onyx of Borg<\/strong>: I&#8217;m a fornication. Bark bark!<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Are you male or female?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Onyx of Borg<\/strong>: Well, I didn&#8217;t turn into a guy overnight if that&#8217;s what you mean. I think I would&#8217;ve noticed that. Bark bark!<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Do you have a girlfriend?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Onyx of Borg<\/strong>: Nope. Can&#8217;t afford one. Bark bark!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As an April Fool&#8217;s prank a few years ago, I claimed we were being sponsored by Purina and that each message had to end with &#8220;Bark! Bark!&#8221; Person: What sex are you? Onyx of Borg: I&#8217;m a fornication. Bark bark! Person: Are you male or female? Onyx of Borg: Well, I didn&#8217;t turn into a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=676\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sponsorship&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}