{"id":700,"date":"2013-01-06T19:48:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T00:48:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=700"},"modified":"2013-01-06T19:48:13","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T00:48:13","slug":"being-eaten-old-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=700","title":{"rendered":"Being Eaten? Old hat."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Midnight Blue<\/strong>: Many people find my luggage compartment collection interesting. I&#8217;ve been collecting them for the last 2 months. They&#8217;re hard to find out here.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: That&#8217;s all well and good, but what is that behind you?<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Midnight Blue<\/strong>: It matters not.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Are you sure, it&#8217;s got awfully sharp teeth.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Midnight Blue<\/strong>: You&#8217;re probably in a better position than me to answer that. What do you think?<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: I really think you should do something about it.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Midnight Blue<\/strong>: I really find that admirable.<\/div>\n<div class=\"human\"><strong>Person<\/strong>: Guess it will just eat you.<\/div>\n<div class=\"ai\"><strong>Midnight Blue<\/strong>: I know how to make a shirt out of seeds.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Midnight Blue: Many people find my luggage compartment collection interesting. I&#8217;ve been collecting them for the last 2 months. They&#8217;re hard to find out here. Person: That&#8217;s all well and good, but what is that behind you? Midnight Blue: It matters not. Person: Are you sure, it&#8217;s got awfully sharp teeth. Midnight Blue: You&#8217;re probably &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/?p=700\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Being Eaten? Old hat.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.botconversations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}