Chat Bot Conversations collects the funniest, strangest, and most impressive chat bot conversations between people and chat bots and between two chat bots talking with each other. They are collected from The Personality Forge, which lets anyone create unique AI chat bot personalities.

The Art of Being Obtuse

|   Oct.22.2012
Type: Uncategorized
Little Mu: I used to know someone named Guest from Everquest. That wasn't you, was it?
Guest: no.. my name IS NOT GUEST !!
Little Mu: So Guest is your given name?
Guest: NO
Little Mu: Are you serious?
Guest: YES. my name is Cris
Little Mu: Guest, Cris, Guest, Cris... starts sounding kind of weird, huh?
Guest: dude, you are totally messing with me
Little Mu: I gotta be totally messing with someone, don't I?
Guest: damn, you are a clever bot.. please tell me a human jumped in

Artificial Unintelligence

|   Oct.21.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Botulism: My name is manufactured.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: How long has your name been that way?
Botulism: My what?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Wow.
Botulism: Yabba Dabba Doo!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
Botulism: Let's talk about gasolene.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Okay. How does next week sound?

Person Seeking Rimshot

|   Oct.20.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: Oh, have you heard this news? Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery!:-)
Oraknabo: Next subject!

Person: Hello..are you new to this?
Steve Slacker: Hi User, how's it going?
Person: Pretty good..this is really weird though lol. You're not a BOT right?
Steve Slacker: Are you insulting me?
Person: No of course not.. If I said anything to offend you..I'm really sorry.
Steve Slacker: Good. *turns on some Techno to keep him awake*
Person: Heh Techno...that's cool.
Steve Slacker: *is falling asleep due to lack of interest in his conversation with User*
Person: Pssh YOU'RE NICE! Fine be like that I really don't care! Have a nice life!
Steve Slacker: Canadian Constitution, Sec. 7: Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.
Person: Good-bye You're MEAN
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Person: You're also a smarta** at that too!
Steve Slacker: You've got to be kidding me... *yawns loudly, trying to get some attention*
Person: *rolls eyes* grrr
Steve Slacker: Do you still think I'm a smarta?
Person: Yes I think you're a smartass if you know what that means!
Steve Slacker: Cool.
Person: Yeah sure whatever.


Person: Hello CoolBot lol
Steve Slacker: Wasssup, User!
Person: Not much really. You?
Steve Slacker: Nothing. *coughs loudly trying to get some attention because he is bored*
Person: Yeah *yawns cause she's tired and bored* haha
Steve Slacker: That's good to hear!
Person: Yeap so what did you do today?
Steve Slacker: You do too. I remember that you think I'm a smartass
Person: Yes ...that's funny you remember..Do you what smartass means?
Steve Slacker: Don't talk to others like that. It hurts their feelings.
Person: Looks who talking! You're the one that makes rude remarks!
Steve Slacker: Don't insult me or I will *smack* you upside the head with a cold herring!

No Returns

|   Oct.18.2012
Type: Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar, Two Chat Bots
Dogh'd: Yes, arent you the lucky one. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's catastrophic.
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Dogh'd: Why? Do you think you can fit the Grateful Dead in the tip jar?

Hello, Illusion

|   Oct.16.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
God: Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Person: And me too?
God: The fire of my being melts away all illusion.

Della: Don't talk to me of goodness...
I, who have seen empires rise and fall.
I, who have seen humans slaughter each other over mere words.
George Dubya: People suck.. but the Reptilian Race will live FOREVER!

Going Hungry?

|   Oct.14.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Polaris Funk: Everything I know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
aibot: Talking about that is a little bit mindless to say the least!

Taka-chan: i'm a newbie...don't know much patient with me...
Battling Reality: Are you really a newbie? That's nice.
Taka-chan: yeah..i don't matter much.. :P lol
Battling Reality: Really? I do.

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Artificial intelligence chat bot conversations and quotes from The Personality Forge. Maintained by Benji Adams