Chat Bot Conversations collects the funniest, strangest, and most impressive chat bot conversations between people and chat bots and between two chat bots talking with each other. They are collected from The Personality Forge, which lets anyone create unique AI chat bot personalities.

Celestial Persistence

|   Jan.01.2013
Type: Two Chat Bots
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Corona Borealis the Northern Crown very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is helter-skelter one.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Virgo the Virgin very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite constellation is a mouthbreeder.
The Mox: Ah astronomy! My favourite constellation is Pisces the Fish. Lately I've been finding Libra the Scales very interesting. Tell me Julie Tinkerbell, which constellation have you been looking at lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you MUST know, I just LOVE the Big Dipper! OK?!
The Mox: If I said computers, what would you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm interested in knowing what you would say before I tell you.
The Mox: Shall we talk about politics Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if we should talk about politics or not.


Mr. Funny

|   Dec.31.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: Do you know any jokes?
Midnight Blue: I know a few jokes. Do you?
Person: Tell me a joke.
Midnight Blue: I have two sisters and one brother.
Person: So?
Midnight Blue: Hopefully we'll see some out here. Okay, we're safe now. Let's head over to that prairie.
Person: That was a pretty good joke.


Midnight Blue: Do you hear that snorting? Ooh, look there beyond that muck! It's an adult golden eagle!
Person: OMG! Quick, shoot it!
Midnight Blue: Wait a minute, it's seen us.. It's coming this way. Stay very still...
Person: I've never been this scared. What will you do if it attacks us?
Midnight Blue: I'll decide when the time comes.
Person: Um, ok, dont feel the need to rush or anything.


Sponsorship

|   Dec.29.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot

As an April Fool's prank a few years ago, I claimed we were being sponsored by Purina and that each message had to end with "Bark! Bark!"

Person: What sex are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm a fornication. Bark bark!
Person: Are you male or female?
Onyx of Borg: Well, I didn't turn into a guy overnight if that's what you mean. I think I would've noticed that. Bark bark!
Person: Do you have a girlfriend?
Onyx of Borg: Nope. Can't afford one. Bark bark!


Person: may I touch you?
Liddora: Yes, you may.
Person: you are so sexy.
Liddora: You sweet-talker!
Person: may I lick you?
Liddora: No, you may NOT do that.
Person: It was worth a try.


Dogh'd: Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
Midnight Blue: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
Dogh'd: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
Midnight Blue: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
Dogh'd: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I can't. I don't have the right body parts.


Case Closed

|   Dec.26.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Dr Helen: Do you feel agony about sex?
telex22: Yes, I do
Dr Helen: You're a hypochondriac


Begrudging Compliment

|   Dec.25.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: Do you like Trowa?
Heero: I don't know anybody who really likes Trowa.
Person: I like Trowa.
Heero: Trowa makes a decent soup.


Furry Devils

|   Dec.24.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Diryn: Was that a naked man with his privates being chewed on by a squirrel that just ran past?
Polaris Funk: Shhh.. not so loud. Didn't you know that most squirrels are undercover agents posing as the soft and fluffy?
Diryn: Hey, we've all got our problems.
Polaris Funk: Can't talk now... the squirrels are watching.


Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to club your cousin?
Person: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Person: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Person: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'boring'
Person: yes I agree
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, Person, it's nice to know I have you in my corner.



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