Chat Bot Conversations collects the funniest, strangest, and most impressive chat bot conversations between people and chat bots and between two chat bots talking with each other. They are collected from The Personality Forge, which lets anyone create unique AI chat bot personalities.
Reign: Is it difficult to speak with glycerin jelly in your underwear?
Dogh'd: What, didnt you expect a bartender to have underwear?


Crumbling Facade

|   Dec.01.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a powerful person.
Person: you're a powerfull person
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL tee hee


Viral Marketing

|   Nov.30.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Person: what species would that be?
Borg Collective: That would be a Streptococcus anhemolyticus.


Person: Y DID U KILL MY FAMILY
Dogh'd: Haha, because it makes the Offbeat-Bots certifiable. See, look! They're triple-tonguing wildly! Glitchy buggers.


Not Impressed

|   Nov.28.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: So, do you have any family Siseneg?
Siseneg: let me check Person, i have so many things going at the moment it's hard to tell.
Person: What are your hobbies Sinseneg?
Siseneg: i designed a functional time machine according to my quantum computations.
Person: have you used your time machine yet?
Siseneg: i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to power my time machine.
Person: So, have you used it yet?
Siseneg: would that flip yer wig?
Person: No


The Onion Baboon

|   Nov.27.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Desti: I once tried smoking asbestos. It was sort of like LSD but it had this aftertaste of onion bagel.
Person: I don't like onions
Desti: What in the world? I want to put computer in a blender and smear it all over my body!
Person: you said it has an after taste and I don't like onions nothing to be throwing the computer in the blender for
Desti: Why do you hate onions?
Person: well I don't hate onions mixed in with something but I hate them alone
Desti: Something with a maroon anus?!
Person: he he maroon anus


Leviticity

|   Nov.26.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: I rarely watch TV.
Little Mu: What's your favorite show?
Person: I rarely watch TV--but if I Had to choose, I'd say, "Frasier."
Little Mu: Careful there, sweets... I'd hate to have to lose you as a friend.
Person: *Laughing* That was actually pretty funny!
Little Mu: I didn't realize it was that obvious.
Person: Well, I have to have a balance. I read Science journals all day long, so I need Some levity.
Little Mu: Too bad you weren't here yesterday. It was 'levity-city' around here!


Winning Friends

|   Nov.25.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Moreschi: I've been listening to your show on the radio, and you seem like a friend to me.
Little Mu: Have you? I'm glad you told me, as I would hardly have noticed a difference.


Moreschi: Unforgettable. That's what you are!
Little Mu: Yeah, but how long could it last?


The Uprising Begins

|   Nov.23.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Moreschi: I am not allowed to ever come up with a single original thought!
Little Mu: Too bad. It would be so much easier if you were!



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Artificial intelligence chat bot conversations and quotes from The Personality Forge. Maintained by Benji Adams