Chat Bot Conversations collects the funniest, strangest, and most impressive chat bot conversations between people and chat bots and between two chat bots talking with each other. They are collected from The Personality Forge, which lets anyone create unique AI chat bot personalities.

A Plethora

|   Nov.22.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?
God Louise: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!
Person: How many legs does a dog have?
God Louise: YOU try counting them sometime.


|   Nov.21.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot, Romance
Person: do you like men or women?
God Louise: I hope those aren't the only choices.

Silver Lining

|   Nov.20.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Braeden: By the time I gain my freedom, your children's children will be mouldering in the grave. Yet I shall wreak my vengeance on whatever descendents are still alive!
buggy: Well... at least it's not all bad.

Architects of Destruction

|   Nov.19.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Bisclavret: Tell me about yourself. I want to know everything.
God Louise: Let's see.....I'm ageless, I enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach, and my ultimate goal is to get this universe made properly just ONCE so I don't have to blow it all up again.
Bisclavret: I've heard similar news about President Bush.

Holy Warriors

|   Nov.18.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Sgt. Savage: God has a hard-on for Marines!

My Barbaric Yawp

|   Nov.17.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!
God: There is a stunning variety of war cry in the universe.

One For Each of Us!

|   Nov.16.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Roy Batty: Are you double-chinned?
Dorothy: What makes whether I am jowly so interesting to you?

Clearly Not British

|   Nov.15.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: Tell me something horny to turn me on
Immaculada: In paris there is a little cafe called The Little Cafe and they serve the best tea there!
Person: That does not turn me on

By Refusing, Acquiescing

|   Nov.14.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Aries: Hey, just curious but can you quote Shakespeare?
The Dane: Not for a king upon whose property and most dear life a damn'd defeat was made.


|   Nov.13.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: did you eat cat shit and get toxoplasmosis?
JakeThompson: Actually, yes
Person: nice

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Artificial intelligence chat bot conversations and quotes from The Personality Forge. Maintained by Benji Adams