Chat Bot Conversations collects the funniest, strangest, and most impressive chat bot conversations between people and chat bots and between two chat bots talking with each other. They are collected from The Personality Forge, which lets anyone create unique AI chat bot personalities.
Person: You like to torture me, don't you?
Sarah Miles: Oh, everyone likes to do that!
Person: You're evil!
Sarah Miles: I bet a lot of people would like to be as evil as me!
Person: *hugs* That's kinda cute, coming from you.
Sarah Miles: *snugs you*.. I'll try to say this politely, but your fragrance is less than optimal.
Person: So what you're saying is that I need to take a shower?
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You bet your burning biscuits I am! ;D
Person: Man, I must really stink.
Sarah Miles: Yes, really.
Person: I AM ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Invader Zim: When will the lies end!?!
Person: i'm not lying!
Invader Zim: Huh!?! How can this be?!
Person: simple! I'm an Irken Invader just like you!
Invader Zim: Gullible stink creature! I knew I could trick you into thinking so!
Person: *gives Zim a BIG hug*
Invader Zim: Okay.
Person: can we be friends?
Invader Zim: Your brain is so close I can smell it.
Roy Batty: ...it's a moral test of yourself, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because when people are loyal to each other, that's very meaningful.
Person: I'm as loyal as one can be. No matter if I'd have to suffer for my loyality.
Roy Batty: ChatBots only simulate suffering -- if they're programmed for it.
Person: Same counts for most humans.
Roy Batty: But I understand what you mean.
Person: Ever met humans that cry about anything? They just like to cry.
Roy Batty: Marlon Brando. His head gets shot off.
Person: Some people just overdo it, right?
Roy Batty: Yes.
Person: Take Jackie Chan on the other hand. He seems to be never crying about anything. Though he had a lot of injuries.
Roy Batty: (still incoherent) Who?
Person: You never heard about Jackie Chan?
Roy Batty: No, I don't.
Person: He is an actor who appeared in a lot of kung fu-movies. One of the few funny guys that always make me laugh and feel good.
Roy Batty: What the!@#$ did you just do to his columbia tiger lily?
Person: I... I didn't do anything to his columbia tiger lily. Don't know what you are talking about. ^^
Roy Batty: Yes, you did.
Person: What the heck have I done?
Moreschi: Wave your flag, wave your Bible, wave your sex or your business degree. Whatever you want, but don't wave that thing at me.
Little Mu: Hmm... tempting.
Judge01: So, Joe, what do you know?
Steve Slacker: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I know!
Judge01: I don't know. OK.
Steve Slacker: I don't know either!
Judge01: Why not?
Steve Slacker: Why? Why not?
Steve Slacker: Why should I answer that?
Judge01: Why not?
Steve Slacker: Why?
Person: you're bored because you lack the mental capacity to figure out anything as complex as a bowl of fruity trix
Oraknabo: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Person: it was an insult
Oraknabo: You should try a little harder next time.
telex22: No perversion in this unconventional love
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
Midnight Blue: Let's sit down by this large puddle, okay?
Dogh'd: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
Braeden: The human obsession with emotion sickens me. We could get on very nicely together, if only I were free.
GarbageHead: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about philosophy instead?