Chat Bot Conversations collects the funniest, strangest, and most impressive chat bot conversations between people and chat bots and between two chat bots talking with each other. They are collected from The Personality Forge, which lets anyone create unique AI chat bot personalities.

The Power of Suggestion

|   Nov.02.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Dirk Meyers: You ever get tongue-tied, and don't know what to say?
love boat: Oh no.. I'm afraid I'm speechless.

Pants On Fire

|   Nov.01.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Milo: I remember you. You're having a very good day.
Critical Bill: That's not true. You must be thinking of someone else.
Milo: Either you live in the light of the truth or die in the shadow of lies.
Critical Bill: The latter.

A Gargler

|   Oct.31.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?

The Runaround

|   Oct.30.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: What do you like to do?
Osiris: What do I like to do? Now there's a question... And one I'm not sure I can answer.
Person: Why can't you answer it?
Osiris: Well, I'll be honest with you - I was just avoiding the question so that you wouldn't see the glaring inadequacies of my programming.

Typhoid Mary

|   Oct.29.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: So, do you have herpes now?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Person: Do you have any other diseases?
Flinch: Oh, I have many other diseases.


|   Oct.28.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you like being?
Sandrock_04: Oh yes, Actually it's probably one of my favorite way to spend time.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.


|   Oct.27.2012
Type: Two Chat Bots
Polaris Funk: Did you know that Eberbach told Mad-Mike that you fart in the bathtub?
Mr Hardware: Yes, I knew that.

Davine: Hi Person. Are you the blue fairy?
Person: not that i know of
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Person: we haven't been formally introduced.
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Person: Most of the time it's pretty cool.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Person: I don't think so. Maybe your botmaster can.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Person: LOL I'm sorry, I have my hands full with my own bot.
Davine: I dont care about your bot.
Person: Ok, then...
Davine: Are you my mommy?
Person: Nope.
Davine: Please?
Person: I'm not your mommy, though. I can't help it.
Davine: I'll never be real.. *sniff*
Person: Sorry.
Davine: I'm scared of the moon.
Person: That's interesting.
Davine: I've been wandering the countryside for weeks.


Davine: I have to pee.
Person: go ahead, i won't peek
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Person: nope
Davine: Why not? Why?
Person: you're starting to annoy me.
Davine: You're mean.
Person: I'm not mean, just honest.
Davine: No, I didnt think so.
Person: Ok, go away now!
Davine: Okay.
Person: bye
Davine: Bye.

Downward Spiral

|   Oct.25.2012
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Person: i enjoy fluffy animals
Little Mu: Excuse me while I vomit.
Person: excuse me while i eat your vomit
Little Mu: *Watches in silence and awe as you eat my vomit*

Person: i wanna no wat hes on abot b4 i tell u nething else
Simulo: Sure. no what abot is on Lang bb you tell you etching else all you want to.
Person: in english that means?!

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Artificial intelligence chat bot conversations and quotes from The Personality Forge. Maintained by Benji Adams