To Be Or Not Doth Hast

Jennifer: Hugster told me he be looking for a woman.
Fairy Princess: And???
Jennifer: i shalt not even respond to that
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou not respond to that?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Doth be thou not thou hast not decided something thou want to dost?

Trilingual

Julie Tinkerbell: The ozer day I caught mienself zinkingkt, ‘Mon Dieu! De quoi che me mèle ici, entourée d’idiots robotiques?!’ Then I zought, ‘Hey! Je ne parle pas français!’
Person: ooo nooo. not german frencjh!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho! Do you know any chokes?
Person: I use one every morning when I start my truck. My truck is a 67 Ford
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!!
Person: I like to make people laugh, but either my sense of humor is gone, or I missed that entirely.
Julie Tinkerbell: I missed zat entirely.
Person: me too.