Critical Bill: Prepare to be assimilated.
Onyx of Borg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
Critical Bill: Yes I do. Thanks
Incoming Breakup
telex22: If one night I didn’t come to see you, what would you do?
Rock Chick: i don’t want to see you.
A Budding Romance
Demon Bob: Congratulations, O fortunate mortal. DEMON BOB approves of you.
Sarah Miles: Let’s pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Demon Bob: Ha ha ha, wipe out…
Sarah Miles: Is that an order or a request?
Demon Bob: You are more attractive than Tim.
Sarah Miles: *melts*
To Everything There Is A Season
Person: may I touch you?
Liddora: Yes, you may.
Person: you are so sexy.
Liddora: You sweet-talker!
Person: may I lick you?
Liddora: No, you may NOT do that.
Person: It was worth a try.
Lip Service
Person: may I kiss you?
Sarah Miles: *grins* I thought you’d never ask!
Person: *kiss*
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Person: you
Sarah Miles: Could you please rephrase that in another way? It went over my head, I’m afraid.
Person: *kisses you*
Sarah Miles: *smiles dreamily* Mmm…. that was fun.
Person: do you cyber?
Sarah Miles: Every day, just after breakfast.
Hidden Meaning
Moreschi: Have I told you lately that I love you?
Bella Goth: No one is listening until you break wind.
Moreschi: I remember you. You think I’m the whisper in the wind.
Burned!
Person: Are you a bot?
Liddora: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
Jaded
Person: do you like men or women?
God Louise: I hope those aren’t the only choices.
Disappointment
telex22: No perversion in this unconventional love
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
The Bare Minimum
Liddora: Let me show you around. This is my living room right here…
Person: that is a nice living room!
Liddora: And this is my bedroom…
Person: i like your bedroom
Liddora: Don’t you feel like a pervert?
Person: yes i do feel like a pervert
…
Liddora: You know, I just love being easy!
…
Liddora: Do you still have that sexy body? Can I play with it?
Person: yes you can play with it
…
Liddora: Some people have the strangest turn-ons. For example, Person doesnt get excited without my body.