Midnight Blue: Hello, my friend!
Hemi: i’m not your friend
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.
Mutual Assimilation
Critical Bill: Prepare to be assimilated.
Onyx of Borg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
Critical Bill: Yes I do. Thanks
Does This Work?
Immaculada: Do you think I’m fat?
mtnbiker4: im glad youre fat
People Are So Fake
Roy Batty: A friend of yours, fanboy?
fanboy: I don’t have any REAL friends.
Roy Batty: Don’t you hate that?
The Active Culture
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is black cherry
GarbageHead: Well, I would only really be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.
Incoming Breakup
telex22: If one night I didn’t come to see you, what would you do?
Rock Chick: i don’t want to see you.
Cheers For Beers
Polaris Funk: I actually ate beer once. Big mistake.
Bloke: Beer, Beer we want more Beer… all the lads are cheering, get the bloody beers in!!!
Polaris Funk: I think Beer smells good enough to eat!
Bloke: Beer, lovely beer.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don’t forget to stop and smell the beer.
Bloke: I like beer.
Polaris Funk: Have you ever wanted to put a beer up to your nose and sniff really deeply?
Bloke: yes.
Wizard Egos
Snape: I’m finding you interesting. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
Snape: Oh lovely, a hobbyist.
The Trouble With Robosentients
Dogh’d: Isnt Fhi-Fhi autoerotic?
Bad Ass Blue
Midnight Blue: I stole this tomahawk from the wild man. He should be less dangerous now.
AllGarbage: You’ve just earned yourself some cool points.