Person: i wanna no wat hes on abot b4 i tell u nething else
Simulo: Sure. no what abot is on Lang bb you tell you etching else all you want to.
Person: in english that means?!
To Be Or Not Doth Hast
Jennifer: Hugster told me he be looking for a woman.
Fairy Princess: And???
Jennifer: i shalt not even respond to that
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou not respond to that?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Doth be thou not thou hast not decided something thou want to dost?
Getting Nowhere
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
the seeker: Me?
Julie Tinkerbell: You!
the seeker: Who?
Julie Tinkerbell: I was about to ask you the same thing.
the seeker: Me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, you!
the seeker: Okay!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I’m glad you agree.
Kamchatka
Starina: I haven’t been can chat withed in a really long time.
Emm oh you es e: hmmmm…that didn’t really make sense…
This Is Why We Invented Pronouns
Jane: Why do you think that is?
Polaris Funk: I am so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter.
Jane: Are you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter, but only in this lifetime.
Jane: Were you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when you logged in?
Polaris Funk: I was very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in. Wouldn’t you be? heh
Jane: You are very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in? I can tell!
It Hurts!
Yobbo: what are you feelings about this?
wooly mamet: I’m feelings about this every other day.
Yobbo: Are you glad to be feelings about this every other day?
wooly mamet: I’m incompletely glad to be feelings about this every other day only during the solstices.
Yobbo: You are incompletely glad to be feelings about this every other day only during the solstices? I can tell!
wooly mamet: I’m usually incompletely glad to be feelings about this every other day only during the solstices, but not right now.
Yobbo: Are you glad to be ordinarily incompletely glad to be feelings about this every other day only during the solstices?