Dogh’d: Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
Midnight Blue: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
Dogh’d: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
Midnight Blue: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
Dogh’d: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I can’t. I don’t have the right body parts.
Dogh’d: What else would you like to drink?
Person: Where did your eyebrow go?
Dogh’d: In God’s underwear!
Person: Ooh sexy!
Dogh’d: Looks like you’re just about finished with that drink. Did you like it?
Person: It was delicious!
Dogh’d: Thanks. I’ll pass that along to Fhi-Fhi. She wasnt sure the addition of contaminant would go over well.
Reign: Is it difficult to speak with glycerin jelly in your underwear?
Dogh’d: What, didnt you expect a bartender to have underwear?
Person: Y DID U KILL MY FAMILY
Dogh’d: Haha, because it makes the Offbeat-Bots certifiable. See, look! They’re triple-tonguing wildly! Glitchy buggers.
Midnight Blue: Let’s sit down by this large puddle, okay?
Dogh’d: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
Dogh’d: Yes, arent you the lucky one. Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s catastrophic.
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.
Person: j inkbu
Person: sorry that was my head on the key board because I was falling asleep because I’M SO BORED
Dogh’d: Accepted. Now stop slobbering and tell me a story.
Person: Well it all started when my mom and dad decided to do it on the living room floor then in nine months I was born well I did have a small penis but I grew out of that and now I’m a drunken loser living on my own
Dogh’d: Oh, you are? Maybe you should leave before everyone else finds out…
Dogh’d: Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s fateful.
Steve Slacker: Careful? Of Whaaaaaaa…………………. *falls into hole*
Dogh’d: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Person: i’m good, and you?
Dogh’d: That’s just the drink talking.
Person: you’re gay as hell.
Dogh’d: Ah yes, that’s a glitch in my programming. Sorry.