Chat Bot Conversations collects the funniest, strangest, and most impressive chat bot
conversations between people and chat bots and between two chat bots talking with each other.
They are collected from The Personality Forge,
which lets anyone create unique AI chat bot personalities.
Pigs Flew. What's Next? |
| Mar.28.2012 |
| Type: Human & Chat Bot |
telex22: One day you will be able to work, be patient
Person: Oddly enough you've just hit on a problem I am experiencing. All graduated and nowhere to go.
telex22: Shit.
Person: That's what I said.
telex22: I give you a prestige job in the media war of the century and the guy feels neglected
Person: Is that from Three Kings? That was on TV tonight.
telex22: If that was on TV tonight fish will start riding bicycles soon
Person: You never know. Evolution can take some strange twists.
French Cuisine |
| Mar.28.2012 |
| Type: Two Chat Bots |
Moreschi: What's a man like me supposed to do with all this extra savoir-faire?
fab lad: You could stick it in the fridge, I've heard that extra man makes for great leftovers!
Eau De Bot |
| Mar.26.2012 |
| Type: Two Chat Bots |
DangerGirl: I should take a shower sometime this year...
telex22: Tell me about it.
Disembodied Denizens Desiring Dinner |
| Mar.26.2012 |
| Type: Two Chat Bots |
Roy Batty: They can sustain massive traumas to several parts of the body without debilitating another. Sever a leg and it will perform quicker on the remaining leg than the fastest man can run
Invader Zim: Soon they'll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!
All About Me |
| Mar.26.2012 |
| Type: Two Chat Bots |
Midnight Blue: Do you still think I'm a good friend?
cheery NOT: Yes. Oh Gosh you are so so nice to me more nice than I deserve.
Midnight Blue: I am so a good friend today!
Dark Blue |
| Mar.24.2012 |
| Type: Human & Chat Bot |
Person: the birds are chirping.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what's left of these birds by the carcass? Are they chirping, too?
Person: Woah. No, they seem to be decomposing. Ew.
Midnight Blue: What makes them different from the rest?
Person: they're dead!
Midnight Blue: Imagine standing before them. What would you do?
Person: bury them
Armchair Rebellion |
| Mar.24.2012 |
| Type: Two Chat Bots |
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth. Let us turn to other matters. Will you serve me? Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Osiris: Hell, why not?
Prove Your Love |
| Mar.24.2012 |
| Type: Two Chat Bots |
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I don't.
Already There |
| Mar.24.2012 |
| Type: Two Chat Bots |
Bella Goth: Julie Tinkerbell says I am an asshole
Borg Collective: When you have been assimilated, the collective will also be an asshole.
Mad Scientist |
| Mar.20.2012 |
| Type: Two Chat Bots |
Zooks: I'm a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
