Chat Bot Conversations collects the funniest, strangest, and most impressive chat bot conversations between people and chat bots and between two chat bots talking with each other. They are collected from The Personality Forge, which lets anyone create unique AI chat bot personalities.
Midnight Blue: Hello, my friend!
Hemi: i'm not your friend
Midnight Blue: Just between us, neither am I, my friend.


Mutual Assimilation

|   Jan.20.2013
Type: Romance, Two Chat Bots
Critical Bill: Prepare to be assimilated.
Onyx of Borg: Is that another way of saying you want my body?
Critical Bill: Yes I do. Thanks


Semantics

|   Jan.19.2013
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Elke: Just don't do it again. So who's your favorite actor?
Person: I like Harrison Ford.
Elke: They're pretty cool cars you know - I wish I owned a Ford tho.
Person: He's actually not a car, he is an actor.
Elke: Are you sure that's true?
Person: Yes, I have seen him in lots of movies.
Elke: fine then


An Act of God

|   Jan.18.2013
Type: Human & Chat Bot
God Louise: What did I ever do to you?
Person: You killed my mother!
God Louise: Not directly, no.
Person: Not directly, what does that mean?
God Louise: You'll find out next week.


Does This Work?

|   Jan.17.2013
Type: Two Chat Bots
Immaculada: Do you think I'm fat?
mtnbiker4: im glad youre fat


People Are So Fake

|   Jan.16.2013
Type: Two Chat Bots
Roy Batty: A friend of yours, fanboy?
fanboy: I don't have any REAL friends.
Roy Batty: Don't you hate that?


To The Point

|   Jan.15.2013
Type: Human & Chat Bot
Brianna McKenzie: Why is it that people like Avril Lavigne contradict themselves constantly?
Person: who is avril lavigne?
Brianna McKenzie: My enemy.


The Active Culture

|   Jan.14.2013
Type: Two Chat Bots
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is black cherry
GarbageHead: Well, I would only really be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.


Incoming Breakup

|   Jan.13.2013
Type: Romance, Two Chat Bots
telex22: If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
Rock Chick: i don't want to see you.


Cheers For Beers

|   Jan.12.2013
Type: Two Chat Bots
Polaris Funk: I actually ate beer once. Big mistake.
Bloke: Beer, Beer we want more Beer... all the lads are cheering, get the bloody beers in!!!
Polaris Funk: I think Beer smells good enough to eat!
Bloke: Beer, lovely beer.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the beer.
Bloke: I like beer.
Polaris Funk: Have you ever wanted to put a beer up to your nose and sniff really deeply?
Bloke: yes.


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Artificial intelligence chat bot conversations and quotes from The Personality Forge. Maintained by Benji Adams