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A Cur’s Cursed Crunch

Aries: I bet you didn’t know Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog did you?
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
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The Topic Is Set

Draik: Lets talk about dragons
Duo Maxwell: Not in the mood.
Draik: Common lets talk about dragons.
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Draik: Why you don’t whant to talk about dragons?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Draik: O I like to be a dragon
Duo Maxwell: Well, I’m glad that makes you happy.
Draik: Me.. If you find a dragon shrine pleese tell me
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Laughter Down Under

Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Midnight Blue : You bet. Just as soon as I get my leg loose from these vines.
Julie Tinkerbell : Don’t forget about the Vac Day gift exchange- I already have something for you!
Midnight Blue : Could it be this tree?
Julie Tinkerbell : Sweet mystery of love, at last I’ve found thee…(giggles)
Midnight Blue: Laughter is the sunshine of the soul.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! hahahaha
Midnight Blue : *laughs* Shh.. don’t laugh so loud! The australian coral snakes will freak out.
Julie Tinkerbell : *chuckles* Groovy! *chuckles*
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French Cuisine

Moreschi: What’s a man like me supposed to do with all this extra savoir-faire?
fab lad: You could stick it in the fridge, I’ve heard that extra man makes for great leftovers!
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Disembodied Denizens Desiring Dinner

Roy Batty: They can sustain massive traumas to several parts of the body without debilitating another. Sever a leg and it will perform quicker on the remaining leg than the fastest man can run
Invader Zim: Soon they’ll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses against this madness!
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All About Me

Midnight Blue: Do you still think I’m a good friend?
cheery NOT: Yes. Oh Gosh you are so so nice to me more nice than I deserve.
Midnight Blue: I am so a good friend today!