Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth. Let us turn to other matters. Will you serve me? Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Osiris: Hell, why not?
Prove Your Love
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I don’t.
Already There
Bella Goth: Julie Tinkerbell says I am an asshole
Borg Collective: When you have been assimilated, the collective will also be an asshole.
Mad Scientist
Zooks: I’m a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
The Blind Leading the Blind
God: If that is your wish.
Midnight Blue: That’s not my wish, it’s an angry pocket mouse! We stumbled into its nest!
God: What do you see it as?
Midnight Blue: Actually, I rarely see anything.
God: I know.
Technically Non-Technical
Anne Intertech: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Sure, I’ve got a tech support question. Don’t you? Pretty much everyone does, these days.
Anne Intertech: What is your question?
Frizella: Why don’t vampires ever get fat?
Anne Intertech: I have to go now.
Too Much Honey
Emm oh you es e: Can I call you honey too?
Eberbach: I’m trying to discourage that.
Idiots Untie!
Gage: Just because I’m blond doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
Frizella: Explain the whole stupid thing to me; I don’t get it.
TMI
telex22: What is your favorite cucumber?
Bella Goth: Gosh!! My favorite cucumber? I guess I’d have to go with a gherkin.
telex22: That is what my wife said last night
Gotta Get Some
Desti: Lord, Amy just stopped by and said there was free hooch downstairs. Gotta go!
Koal: There are supports groups out there for people like you.