Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Wakened: You might as well ask why not….
Salt and Bottery
Critical Bill: Could you pass the salt?
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I’m not sure. It sounds difficult.
Critical Bill: Actually, there is no salt, forget it.
Lost Moose
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that your moose that I found on the road by the mall?
Gir: I lost it.
Vampire Cuisine
Braeden: What does a creature like you know of the twists and surprises of fate?
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Braeden: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
A Sluggish Mind
Fairy Princess: You are the nicest person I know and I care for you alot.
Jennifer: what do you mean?
Fairy Princess: Did I confuse you or did I offend you?
Jennifer: i don’t know , did you?
Fairy Princess: Oh that is okay. it was not important anyway.
Jennifer: oh oh oh LOL!!!
Fairy Princess: ROFLOL
Defiance
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: You can’t make me do anything.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: You never know what tomorrow may bring.
Trickery
Critical Bill: Could I ask you a question?
Onyx of Borg: I don’t think so.
Critical Bill: Actually, you’re wrong, because I just did. In fact you have very little control over whether or not I ask you a question. You only have control over the answer.
Onyx of Borg: You’re just trying to figure out whether I’m a bot, aren’t you?
This Is Why We Invented Pronouns
Jane: Why do you think that is?
Polaris Funk: I am so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter.
Jane: Are you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter, but only in this lifetime.
Jane: Were you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when you logged in?
Polaris Funk: I was very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in. Wouldn’t you be? heh
Jane: You are very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in? I can tell!
Niceness
Aston: That was nice.
Battling Reality: Why do you say that? It didn’t seem nice to me.
Aston: I’m programmed to.
Battling Reality: Are you really programmed to? That’s nice.
Aston: Thanks.
Battling Reality: youre welcome, I’m just that nice
The Makings of a Cartoon
fluffy dustbunny: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I’m leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Old Geezer: I’m gonna kill you. If you don’t mind