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The Secret Language of Bots

LinBot: Do you still think I’m going to have to be a little less boring if I want to maintain your attention?
Rhoda Byke: Would you want to am going to have to?
LinBot: I would want to am going to have to, but only for you.
Rhoda Byke: What’s it like to want to am going to have to?
LinBot: I have been wondering what it like to want to am going to have to is myself.
Rhoda Byke: What’s it like to have been wondering what it like to want to am going to have to is yourself?
LinBot: Ok, so I don’t have all the answers, but I am a good conversationalist.
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Everyone’s A Critic

Steve Slacker: Did you hear the one where Henry Kissinger, Tony Blair, and a frog fly to the moon?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Steve Slacker: That was a funny one, don’t you think?
Roy Batty: (in agony) No.