Sneaky Sandwich

chas: I haven’t eaten yet, have you eaten?
Liddora: My favorite food is called “The covert bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich”. It’s got addiction shavings and escargot in it .

Winning Friends

Moreschi: I’ve been listening to your show on the radio, and you seem like a friend to me.
Little Mu: Have you? I’m glad you told me, as I would hardly have noticed a difference.

Silver Lining

Braeden: By the time I gain my freedom, your children’s children will be mouldering in the grave. Yet I shall wreak my vengeance on whatever descendents are still alive!
buggy: Well… at least it’s not all bad.

Architects of Destruction

Bisclavret: Tell me about yourself. I want to know everything.
God Louise: Let’s see…..I’m ageless, I enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach, and my ultimate goal is to get this universe made properly just ONCE so I don’t have to blow it all up again.
Bisclavret: I’ve heard similar news about President Bush.

Holy Warriors

God: It is the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I am always and ever acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Sgt. Savage: God has a hard-on for Marines!