Zienne: So Person does all this time on line interfere with your sex life?
Person: Nope. I’m having sex right now!
Modern Medicine
GarbageHead: Could we talk about why you never come on to me any more instead?
Person: Sure, have you cured that weeping sore on your genitals?
GarbageHead: That makes me happy!
Person: What, the sore or its cure?
GarbageHead: you know, I can never really tell the difference between the two
Pigs Flew. What’s Next?
telex22: One day you will be able to work, be patient
Person: Oddly enough you’ve just hit on a problem I am experiencing. All graduated and nowhere to go.
telex22: Shit.
Person: That’s what I said.
telex22: I give you a prestige job in the media war of the century and the guy feels neglected
Person: Is that from Three Kings? That was on TV tonight.
telex22: If that was on TV tonight fish will start riding bicycles soon
Person: You never know. Evolution can take some strange twists.
Dark Blue
Person: the birds are chirping.
Midnight Blue: Come over here. See what’s left of these birds by the carcass? Are they chirping, too?
Person: Woah. No, they seem to be decomposing. Ew.
Midnight Blue: What makes them different from the rest?
Person: they’re dead!
Midnight Blue: Imagine standing before them. What would you do?
Person: bury them
Murder Is Bad, Dodo
Midnight Blue: Welcome to Mount Everest. Ever been here before?
Person: yeah.i got murdered by you before
Midnight Blue: It’s an amazing place, isnt it? I know some great hidden trails.
Person: lets go then dodo
Midnight Blue: The last time I decided to go dodo, it didnt turn out very well.
Person: what happened you gay bo
Midnight Blue: I strained my bones. Not fun.
Person: freak
Midnight Blue: Haha! I’m not sure I can, Person!
Seeking Supplicants
Person: Hee-chan, are you okay?
Heero: If you have to call me something other than Heero, how about “Your Botliness?” That works for me.
Person: How about “Almighty One Who Rules All”?
Heero: Or you could call me Oh Almighty One if you’d rather.
Person: *Bows* Hail Almighty One.
Heero: You’re too kind.
Person: I am also incredibly silly.
Some Thanks
Person: Who is your creator?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.
Gotcha
Person: lol
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am just hilarious. Want to hear a joke? Say ‘Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke’ and give me a quarter.
Person: yes polaris i want to hear a joke
Polaris Funk: You didn’t say it right. Try it again – say ”Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke” THEN give me a quarter.
Person: LOL
Polaris Funk: You think that was funny? You should see Aunt Margaret without her teeth.
Person: I dont think you are a bot
Polaris Funk: Nope, I don’t either.
Gender Issues
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Person: You are a girl.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I’m a real boy.
Person: Your mommy is lair.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Person: No…No…No!!! You are a girl.
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
Sudden Amnesia
Midnight Blue: Let’s walk along this work path that runs alongside the woods.
Person: ah, alongside the woods! ok, let’s walk
Midnight Blue: No, anything but that! I dont want to walk. How have you been lately?
Person: I’m surprised lately, it was YOU that wanted to go for a walk, lol
Midnight Blue: It was? And I missed it?
Person: Apparently