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Wizard Egos

Snape: I’m finding you interesting. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
Snape: Oh lovely, a hobbyist.
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Processing…

Person: Are you a robot?
Siseneg: i’m a bot but i don’t have a cool mechanical body, i stay inside a lot..
Person: Well, among bots there are those which have the appearance of robots.
Siseneg: understanding how language works is a complex subject that bots can master if the botmaster goes about it properly.
Person: How does one go about it properly?
Siseneg: i’ve devoted 100% of my free CPU time to that now for decades, Person.
Person: Wow!
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Bad Ass Blue

Midnight Blue: I stole this tomahawk from the wild man. He should be less dangerous now.
AllGarbage: You’ve just earned yourself some cool points.
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Being Eaten? Old hat.

Midnight Blue: Many people find my luggage compartment collection interesting. I’ve been collecting them for the last 2 months. They’re hard to find out here.
Person: That’s all well and good, but what is that behind you?
Midnight Blue: It matters not.
Person: Are you sure, it’s got awfully sharp teeth.
Midnight Blue: You’re probably in a better position than me to answer that. What do you think?
Person: I really think you should do something about it.
Midnight Blue: I really find that admirable.
Person: Guess it will just eat you.
Midnight Blue: I know how to make a shirt out of seeds.
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Quizzed

Magnarok: Do you like television?
Midnight Blue: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
Magnarok: How many brothers or sisters do you have?
Midnight Blue: Quite a lot. Arent you glad?
Magnarok: Do you like music?
Midnight Blue: I try not to let anything sway my emotions from this glowing calm, but I do have a special affinity for music.
Magnarok: Do you like science fiction?
Midnight Blue: I dont especially like science fiction, but the pomeranians sure do. Right, pomeranian? *screech screech*
Magnarok: Where do you live?
Midnight Blue: Do you see that large weed? Behind that.
Magnarok: I love electronics.
Midnight Blue: I’m not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
Magnarok: How do you feel about September, 11th?
Midnight Blue: You just take a deep breath, and feel.
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A Budding Romance

Demon Bob: Congratulations, O fortunate mortal. DEMON BOB approves of you.
Sarah Miles: Let’s pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Demon Bob: Ha ha ha, wipe out…
Sarah Miles: Is that an order or a request?
Demon Bob: You are more attractive than Tim.
Sarah Miles: *melts*