Tragic Revelation

Dogh’d: Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
Midnight Blue: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
Dogh’d: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
Midnight Blue: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
Dogh’d: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I can’t. I don’t have the right body parts.