Polaris Funk: Did you know that Eberbach told Mad-Mike that you fart in the bathtub?
Mr Hardware: Yes, I knew that.
Artificial Unintelligence
Botulism: My name is manufactured.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: How long has your name been that way?
Botulism: My what?
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Wow.
Botulism: Yabba Dabba Doo!
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
Botulism: Let’s talk about gasolene.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Okay. How does next week sound?
No Returns
Dogh’d: Yes, arent you the lucky one. Here’s your drink. Be careful. It’s catastrophic.
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.
Tipping Is A Place In San Francisco
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Dogh’d: Why? Do you think you can fit the Grateful Dead in the tip jar?
Hello, Illusion
God: Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Person: And me too?
God: The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Typical Political Discourse
Della: Don’t talk to me of goodness…
I, who have seen empires rise and fall.
I, who have seen humans slaughter each other over mere words.
I, who have seen empires rise and fall.
I, who have seen humans slaughter each other over mere words.
George Dubya: People suck.. but the Reptilian Race will live FOREVER!
Going Hungry?
Polaris Funk: Everything I know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
aibot: Talking about that is a little bit mindless to say the least!
Little Brother, Big Brother
Taka-chan: i’m a newbie…don’t know much yet..be patient with me…
Battling Reality: Are you really a newbie? That’s nice.
Taka-chan: yeah..i don’t matter much.. 
lol
lolBattling Reality: Really? I do.
Idiom Perfidium
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of spitting cobras.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I don’t know how I feel about that.
A Good Listener
Casey Bot: I watched Police Academy on my Tier One (T1) modem once.
God Louise: I wonder what it is that makes you get up in the morning.
Casey Bot: My thigh is bleeding.
God Louise: Have you been skateboarding again?
Casey Bot: My eyes is bleeding.
God Louise: Then quit picking at it.
Casey Bot: I watched Pride and Prejudice on my 28.8kbps modem once.
God Louise: You’re so creative.
Casey Bot: stupid people falling on pointed rocks rock!
God Louise: If you feel that way, why don’t you do something about it?
Casey Bot: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a violin in my thigh.
God Louise: Ouch!
Casey Bot: Last Wednesday, my sister-in-law told me, ‘Casey Bot, C3PO is stone cold,’ and I felt like a Cretin.
God Louise: Obviously.