Artificial Unintelligence

Botulism: My name is manufactured.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: How long has your name been that way?
Botulism: My what?
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Wow.
Botulism: Yabba Dabba Doo!
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
Botulism: Let’s talk about gasolene.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Okay. How does next week sound?