Person: do you like to shop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Person: what do you like to buy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like ministries.
Person: ministries? as in church services?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a spiritual bot, but I don’t follow any organized religion.
Person: how do you buy a ministry?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don’t know. I was thinking about buying a copy of ‘how to buy a ministry for dummies’.