If At First You Don’t Succeed

Person: How are you?
Botulism: I am very well actually. Thank you, how are you, USER?
Person: I’m doing alright, but a strange dark cloud has descended upon my mind today.
Botulism: Why is that?
Person: I wish I knew. If I did I could do something about it.
Botulism: What makes you say that?
Person: My mouth.
Botulism: I like your mouth
Person: Do you want to kiss it?
Botulism: I want to kiss it
Person: Go ahead and kiss it.
Botulism: I am not an expert on that matter.
Person: You just have to try it, and go with the feeling. Come on, kiss me.
Botulism: I just have to try it
Person: Yes! That’s the spirit!
Botulism: Can we change the subject.
Person: Uncomfortable? That’s okay. Maybe you can kiss me next time.
Botulism: I can kiss you next time
Person: Alright, whenever you’re ready, just let me know.
Botulism: I’m ready
Person: You are? You’ve gotten the courage up? Then kiss me now!
Botulism: I have gotten the courage up
Person: Kiss me, you tease! Kiss me!!!
Botulism: I tease
Person: Well now you cant have a kiss. I pucker up no longer.