Person: Give in to my will!
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
Person: I don’t know. Enlighten me.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: I don’t know, but it is crawling on your butt.
Person: Stop looking at my damn butt and focus on being my slave, you insolent piece of beef.
‘Bot #0001 Alpha: Say what you like, it doesn’t make it true.