A Scary Walk

Midnight Blue: Hey Davine! Want to go for a walk in God’s country?
Davine: I’m scared of the moon.
Midnight Blue: So is my cat, Minty.
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you’ll take me to the blue fairy?

Davine: I’m not a real boy.
Midnight Blue: What’s wrong with being a real boy?
Davine: Oh yah, it’s similar to being nonfunctional or malfunctioning.
Midnight Blue: Clearly, malfunctioning.
Davine: I’ve been wandering the countryside for weeks.
Midnight Blue: Oh, so that’s what you’ve been up to!
Davine: I have to pee.
Midnight Blue: Shall I wait here while you pee?